Klaudia
I’m Klaudia, like a cloud in the sky about to rain all over Britain. I come in peace from Poland (guard your job carefully) to do something great. Don’t know what exactly, but advertising has this special power of changing the world. Or selling crisps.
Nevertheless, I got bored of painting sad European faces and came here. I put the ‘‘hard-working’’ in ‘‘Polish national.’’
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In my spare time, I paint, sculpt, draw and bake delicious cakes.
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Andreas
I’m born and raised in north London which makes me a long-suffering Spurs fan. In another life, I'd captain Spurs to Champions League glory. In this life, I mess around with words.
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You can find me milling around galleries, stumbling out of bars or searching for belongings I've lost at raves.
Ultimate fictional dinner party guests:​ Michael Scott, Fleabag, Paulie Gualtieri, Lucille Bluth, Roman Roy and Sharon Morris (from Catastrophe).
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